the quality of being a 'hoot'
Where do you think I got my hootiness from Megan? I got it from my mum
by meganwaswrong August 17, 2020
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bird tube. Must I say anything else?
Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.
by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020
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noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.
"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.
by 007Girl February 03, 2010
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(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.
"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."
by Max Barshled November 07, 2007
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A post-fellatio slap across the balls. Nine times out of ten, the recipient will emit a shrill hooting sound.

Also, it's a hoot.
Veronica: What're you getting Chase for V-Day this year?

Vanessa: A hooty, if he's lucky.
by hootytoot February 21, 2010
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Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.
by ParchÞeSkald October 02, 2014
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a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.
hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.
by jasoniowa October 03, 2006
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