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A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 15, 2010
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Slang term used for any hard liquor, such as whiskey. Most often used when refering to cheap liquor, the kind one might drink from a bottle in a paper bag.
by WDG April 08, 2005
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A hootch is the name given to a soldiers living quarters in Vietnam during the war. The mat on the floor represents the usual size of the interior of the hootch.
by BLAZ1990 December 03, 2019
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1.(a)A makeshift shanty erected from Bamboo and fig leaf`s to form a roof. (b)A nasty smelly cunt. (c)Booze,usualy homemade.
Mudcake was fucked up from drinking so much hootch,he could hardly make it back to the hootch.Then, some hootch was trying to snag his wallet.
by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003