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A dream very unlikely to be fulfilled, or any wild or fantastic notion, synonymous with the term 'pipe dream'.
Her plans for a career in music are nothing but a hoop dream.
by Gohn Gardenza December 24, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Ambition, fierce tenacious resolve; A willingness to go to any lengths and fight through any obstacles to obtain a goal; great focus.
"That kid has hoop dreams."

"Y'all can't f-- with my hoop dreams"
by M May 29, 2004
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A term used in the hood by individuals living in near poverty levels, hoping one day to make it all the way to the NBA and leave the hood even though it's extremely unlikely.
Tyrone has been having hoop dreams since he was a kid.
by blue7171 April 04, 2016
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hoop dreams basically means an unrealistic goal that will never come true.
a black guy trying to be a member of the KKK

"its hoop dreams, you're black, and its not happening
by beenyep February 06, 2014
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To have dreams of having objects rammed up your asshole. See hoop
I had hoop dreams last night and feel like sticking this dildo up my ass now.
by Steven Anderson August 19, 2006
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