aww lads, you should have seen the hoop on thebird i was with last night

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

"Let's play sum hoops."

we bout to go hoop, dog!

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

You can lick my hoop son!

To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild