In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.
by Sulfur Sea Sponge June 08, 2019
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..
by Onetrack March 18, 2004
Jim: βYo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?β
Johnny: βYeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?β
Johnny: βYeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?β
by Crankinhoons December 24, 2017
Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012
We were hooning about in the parking lot last night
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
by DevolutionEX January 09, 2011
Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle
1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)
2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels
3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"
4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing
5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails
Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)
2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels
3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"
4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing
5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails
Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline
Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to
Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us
Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!
Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to
Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us
Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!
by Taso July 10, 2006
May 13 trending
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