A very attractive person, derived from the process of pointing and going, "Hot Or Not?". This has been shortened to the question, "Hoon?" through which the noun "Hoon" has arrived as simply denoting a right fittie.
Girl 1: What about him?
Girl 2: OMG, total hoon!
by loony_daydreams July 23, 2008
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An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!
by Hoon Hitter September 26, 2007
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to hoon is to consume unholy amounts of alcohol.
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)
by fraserthehooner September 19, 2013
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an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job
1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!

2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!

3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?
by didge September 24, 2006
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a durogatory term meaning a hair that grows out of the tip of a penis
1. Jason just plucked a long black hoon out of his weiner.

2. Chris got drunk and wrecked his new car. What a hoon!
by meela June 20, 2005
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a male chicken, or one who is hoony and loony
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by rachel gelman September 18, 2004
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