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hooking

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

by e-fu December 19, 2003

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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hooking

Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion

2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution?

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

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hooking

To fight. The definition comes from a specific punch called a hook. The hook is a lunging punch that is typically uneffective, unless you're name is Cassius Clay, Floyd Mayweather or my nigga Huck. This is the punch of choice for most individuals who can't fight; including me.

Oh shit, look at them niggas hooking over there!

You do know Lil Pistol Starter fucked my baby mama right? Well I saw him at the club last night and we started hooking on site.

by freshestlettuce.com January 17, 2009

hooking

when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork

-hey sarah!
-go away, i'm hooking johno!!!

by Nikki Sasquatch April 19, 2009

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Hooking

A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus

Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn

by PirateLoverBowzer January 18, 2012

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