In a ball game where one player just hits the ball and hopes for the best. No thought or direction is put into it.
by Stotty575 February 15, 2010
An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!
Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
by methilmings November 24, 2011
A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.
Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013
little known race horse, made famous by the way an announcer quickly pronounced his name.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.
by Emchone August 07, 2007
An overweight woman, usually wearing clothing too small. Most women of the Mud Shark variety can be classified as Hoof Beast.
by Turbo Beast May 23, 2011
1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
by DirtiDimitri January 29, 2011
Cockney rhyming slang for poof (homosexual). Typically as with most rhyming slang only the first word is used in conversation.
by NZBB June 22, 2009