HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

by VINCENT JOHNSON October 23, 2007

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 2, 2023

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof September 18, 2015

hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2019

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018