The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

The process of eating food really fast

To drive very fast to a destination

HOOF is an acronym that stands for 'Honest On Our Friendship.'
It was originally used by students at St Peters to see whether someone was telling the truth or not but is now used to take the piss out of Kyle 'Hoof' Carter.

an unkempt vagina

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.