Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
by quiggler October 07, 2006
used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).
a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.
by Steve Westwood April 13, 2007
The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.
Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
by Nearchow February 23, 2012
When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"
by Loifer November 27, 2007
Hoofed is another word for kicked
Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?
Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?
Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.
by RGR33 January 11, 2011
by Hoofmeister April 22, 2009