"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."
by SgtDangles January 04, 2017
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1. the mark of Satan
2. a symbol of disgrace or infamy
"And be sure to massage his cloven hoof!"
(from 'Two Weeks Notice')
by emilymc124 April 23, 2006
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To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course
I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.
by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015
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A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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