Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

When you wanna scream That's a load of Bullshit at the top of your lungs but there's a sweet old grandma next to you so you opt for "ThATs A LOad OF HooEY"

phonetically, this word means "prick" (i.e., the vernacular for penis) in Russian, although it is better transliterated as "khuy" or "khui."

Another term for Bullsh*t, used when extremely flustered and nothing makes sense, when everything is complete bunk.

a street name for a crystal meth pipe

A hooey is an individual that is very clumsy and is a very unintelligent person to interact with, as well as someone who contains homeless-like characteristics