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What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.
Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
by thatdidjusthappen January 07, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018