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A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.
She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.
by Hooded Solider September 19, 2015
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Little Johnny Foreskin is a hooded soldier.
My teacher is a hooded soldier.
I think my dad is a hooded soldier.
Dude John Goodman is obviously a hooded soldier.
My teacher is a hooded soldier.
I think my dad is a hooded soldier.
Dude John Goodman is obviously a hooded soldier.
by ohyeah76 October 05, 2009
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One woman to another: "Girl , that man is hung! Last night after the club that man was on me solid with a hooded Soldier!!"
by Squeakxxx December 26, 2015