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The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Clitoral Lint
See also: Clitoral Lint
Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018