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when your balls are glazed with poonjuice like donuts
When your done tossing my salad can you clean my honuts..
by HOCANADA January 07, 2003
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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a honut is the definition of Karens daughter. she will irritate the manager until she gets that sweet sweet Jojo bow

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------now a HONUT (not to be confused with honut) is somebody that has ill intentions, or is just very irritating in general.
oh god that HONUT over there just spilt coffee all over my dress ! I can't believe it!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- person 1 )did you see that child over there? she was so rude !

person 2 )yeah, what a honut.
by Kahliooo June 30, 2020
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Derived from the words wordho/word and worddonut/word. It's a donut made of hos. Not to be confused with hotnut.
"That guy is such a honut!"
by Chachi Malachi June 24, 2003
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a male or female person who has whore tendencies while also being mentally unsound; this word labels an individual as crazy due to their choices, actions, and/or behaviors sexually; a person who acts crazy, insane, and/or out of control due to happenings in their sex life usually a very unsafe promiscuous sex life
Did you see who he was with last night? He has to be a honut to go out with that scary trick.
by Mette July 19, 2004
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It's when you blow your load your load in a(woman of the night ) (hooker) ho.
The ho-nut I blew in her should have Drown her.
by Iycebludave67 November 05, 2020
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