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honoaf
Pronunciation: on-oaf
Function: adverb
Date: 20th century
1 : the highest form of pure honesty. A code of honesty between close friends. It's another way of asking someone to swear on a family member's grave whether they are telling the truth or not. Lying on honoaf has dire consequences, though this hasn't been proven yet.
2: marked by genuineness : true
Pronunciation: on-oaf
Function: adverb
Date: 20th century
1 : the highest form of pure honesty. A code of honesty between close friends. It's another way of asking someone to swear on a family member's grave whether they are telling the truth or not. Lying on honoaf has dire consequences, though this hasn't been proven yet.
2: marked by genuineness : true
Example 1 ~
UnSub1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend
UnSub2: No
UnSub1: Honoaf?
UnSub2: Yeah, I slept with her.
Example 2 ~
UnSub1: I scored three touchdowns in my football game yesterday!!
UnSub2: Honoaf? You suck at football.
UnSub1: Honoaf.
UnSub2: Wow, in that case, good for you.
UnSub1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend
UnSub2: No
UnSub1: Honoaf?
UnSub2: Yeah, I slept with her.
Example 2 ~
UnSub1: I scored three touchdowns in my football game yesterday!!
UnSub2: Honoaf? You suck at football.
UnSub1: Honoaf.
UnSub2: Wow, in that case, good for you.
by run_tmc December 08, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020