honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have sex
jake and bethany said the sex on their honeymoon was great and they enjoyed time away from other people.
by AK_Lover August 10, 2004
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The act of confining one's new spouse and milking them for their juices, usually later sold.
John: I heard Tim is honeymooning his new wife.
Jim: I'd buy some of that honey.
by 4Chanonymous September 23, 2012
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It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
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by Kevin May 23, 2005
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when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier asses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.
They said they found Jane on the recieving end of the Honeymoon when they found her dead do to anal suffication
by Tomicide December 11, 2004
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the act of mooning at someone while wearing winnie the pooh pjs and/or t-shirt
what a delight it is when she honeymoons at me
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Drizzling ones testicals with honey then carrying on to tea bag ones partner on a honeymoon
"The honey was delicious. I always wants to be honeymooned"
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Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.
Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
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