Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

"Hi"
"Hey there hot pants"
"Woah there, im not gay!"
"Woah, im not either.. Im homophobisexual"

"hey sexy"
"Dude im not gay"
"I know. Im a homophobisexual"

"Hey honey"
"Whoa!! Not gay"
"Whoa!! Me neither! I'm just homophobisexual"