So you know how we're the homo sapiens right? Well according to my history teacher we've evolved into what scientists like to call homo sapiens sapiens which is cool and all, but what if you're not straight? May I introduce to you your new label, 'homo homo sapien sapien'. Very cool, I know.

Also I came out to my friends at 2 am because I accidentally labeled myself as a 'homo homo sapien', so it's very special pls use it to refer to yourself and others from now on (:

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk