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the worst thing ever that will have you depressed in your teenage years, locked up in your room and crying yourself asleep. i am homeschooled and now i see no point in waking up every day.
lucille: hey so how is school going?
me: pretty good. exept for the fact that i havent any friends, my mom yells at me all day and so does my dad, i am bored most of the time, i hate my life, i will never have decent social skills or a boyfriend or go to parties, i cannot go to school because my dad says it is a horrible slow paced world in there, i can never escape my mom ect...
lucille: well that sounds nice... thats what you get for being homeschooled.
me: i hate you sooo much right now.
by octopusthighs November 16, 2011
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
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Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''.
No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.

Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.

Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food.

And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying.

What a life...
And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating.

The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!
''Ha. Look at that suicidal girl, she must of been homeschooled''.
by Skinnychick August 23, 2011
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If you know someone with a matter-of-fact attitude who regularly makes awkward jokes/statements out of turn, exhibits hyper-White characteristics, or simply possesses a number less-than-desirable eccentricities, this is likely the agency to blame.
"I found out that Noah was homeschooled. Everything about him suddenly makes sense."
by Chief Slap-a-Ho of the Arapaho December 23, 2009
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the leading producer of those anti-social kids who live with their moms and are level 20,000 world of warcraft players
dammit, i just got pwned on world of warcraft. FUCKIN homeschoolers
by munch munch munch May 24, 2007
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1.) To spend your time at home watching TV when you should actually be getting an education.

2.) A method of systematically ruining one's social skills.

3.) When a parent clones their closeminded beliefs/morals into their child without allowing their child to be exposed to opposing viewpoints and opinions. Ususally results in their child growing up to be Kent Hovind.
did you see that kid praying in a corner during Kyle's party? Yeah, he was totally homeschooled.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI December 06, 2008
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1. a form of schooling devised by parents who feel that somehow they can provide a better education to the kids than a trained teacher.

2. how parents of teenage celebrities get their kids out of school.

3. a clever way to keep your son/daughter a virgin until high school
examples:

1. Father: so are we sending jack to a private or public school?
Mother: well, i thought we'd homeschool him, that way we can make sure he never develops his own beliefs!

2. tv reporter (to the JoBroHos or Jonas Brothers): so what school do you go to?
JoBroHos: well, we're homeschooled (all wink)

3. Dad: well, i thought about sending janie to a celibacy clinic, but i decided just to homeschool her..
by victim of homeschooling November 24, 2009
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