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1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.
2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.
I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
by martinibreakfast March 01, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
by scodder June 25, 2010