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Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.
There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.
by J-Jo F January 31, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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