a stupid fag that thinks he is the best at counter-strike but really likes to suck dick all night
Grande el Hombre sucks at Counter-Strike and likes to suck his brothers cock.
by st3f4n August 19, 2003
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Milk from a mans breast in a glass with ice
Ted: do you want some Leche De Hombre

Nick: thanks I love mans milk
by i love ashley b July 20, 2015
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A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.
Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.

Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.
by TacosTacosTacosTacosTacos January 19, 2017
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When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache
Mate, I had a ball on the trip but got the Byron Sneaky Hombre in the way to the airport
by Shep daddy May 17, 2021
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n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 08, 2017
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A definition used to describe depressed but hot men
Girl 1: ayo did you see that new kid...he looks sad
Girl 2: yea he’s such a hombre
by Thathombre November 08, 2020
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The sexiest Latin Pop Rock Band of the 80s, consisted of David Summers, Dani Mezquita, Javier Molina, and Rafa Guiterrez. They made hit such as Devuelveme a mi chica, Te Quiero, El Ataque de Las Chicas Crocodilos, and Marta tiene un marcapasos, among the long collection of songs they produced from 1985 to 1992.
Emanuel: Ayo I'm learning Te Quiero by Hombres G on my guitar
Manuel: Hombres what?
Emanuel: I should smack you upside the head for that one chief.
by DaddyPomegranate December 27, 2020
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