(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009
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