Urban Dictionary: holy shit

holy shit

kyle's penis <33333 ..

Stephy wants to hump holy shit!

by Stephy April 18, 2005

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holy shit

a guy in a tight pink suit with a tutu on is roller blading on your grass while mowing your lawn

wats your reaction?

holy shit wat the fuck is your problem?

by yasminedakhama July 10, 2008

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a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty January 15, 2016

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Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006

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the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

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Holy Shit

A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

by Mikemike43 May 01, 2010

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