Urban Dictionary: holy shit

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A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

by Mikemike43 May 01, 2010

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Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

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A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit

Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!

by Jay Doshi October 05, 2006

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Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004

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"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020

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A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 01, 2011

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An expression by which some people identify their deity.

"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

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