Jul 28 Word of the Day
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
by Bubba December 12, 2004
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Gina: How was your work out today?
Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!
Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?
Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!
Gina: You look buff
Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!
Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!
Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?
Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!
Gina: You look buff
Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!
by G.love May 08, 2013
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"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 28, 2003
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Human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha, Oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for crap-slinging.
by [The Fonz] October 20, 2008
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Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
by Bossalicious April 20, 2017