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1. Of or relating to greatness.
2. A name that originated in the United States. Normally only given to children that are born unnaturally smart and are deemed to have great potential.
3. Ancient Mayan artifacts indicate that a man named Edward Holton will come to power mid twenty-first century and rule the North and South America, Europe and the most eastward parts of Asia.
2. A name that originated in the United States. Normally only given to children that are born unnaturally smart and are deemed to have great potential.
3. Ancient Mayan artifacts indicate that a man named Edward Holton will come to power mid twenty-first century and rule the North and South America, Europe and the most eastward parts of Asia.
1. Holton the Great.
2. "Ma'am your baby showed an incredible ability to do advanced mathematics just minutes after birth, we believe he is worthy of the name Holton.
2. "Ma'am your baby showed an incredible ability to do advanced mathematics just minutes after birth, we believe he is worthy of the name Holton.
by MacDaddy88 February 04, 2010
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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This is a name that means that this guy wont cheat on you. He cares for you. Holton is the cutest, funniest, sweetest, and the best friend/ boyfriend you could ever have. He will be there for you when you need him... So, treat him like he is the king of the world, there aren't many guys like him around anymore.
PS: he is honest. Not many guys are honest anymore either.
PS: he is honest. Not many guys are honest anymore either.
by H+C FOREVER June 20, 2019
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Ms.Holton is a crazy asian obsessed old math teacher who likes to blow her hot breath in your ear. Her breath smells that of rotten eggs and nasty Kombucha tea. She also enjoys the thought of $1 nasty mouth burning cookies and free living space in the school under her desk. She is commonly known as the Crazy Cookie Lady That Lives Under Her Desk. She likes to say on a regular basis "I want to eat Asians"...... She also is a crazy cat lady with approximately 30 cats in her house... And she likes to wear a navy blue outfit with Jesus sandals every day.... She is also in love with a particular little 6th grader...... And is hated by students on campus...
by Crazylittleforeigner👌😘 May 05, 2017