The sexy sister to a lazy eyed mong and an alien from another planet. The daughter to a daily bush trimmer. The president of the GDA (gold digging association)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.