I don't remember the last time I saw Jessica. I think it was on Fat Tuesday, or wait, was it on Memorial Day? Nah, maybe it was New Years? I'm not sure, maybe all of them, I guess we're holiday friends.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

Haley: Stacy, that girl from 1st hour, just sent me Happy Thanksgiving text, and sent me one on Halloween too.
Claire: I know me too, She's such a holiday friend..

I fucked with my holiday friend this summer. We will fuck next holiday