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pronounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa.
this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. Knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn't going to let it shut in your face. But due to untrusting nature of mankind, you have to do it.
" I got holdoorphobia last week going into 7-eleven!"
by HRM SMK April 04, 2008
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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