When I was playing ball, I dunked on some fucking sucker-ass nigga and I said ( HOLD THAT) you fucking fake nigga fagot! I called him a fagot because I tea bagged him while fuking. I put my nuts in his head and I think he licked it.
by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005
A phrase used to perplex, confuse, and annoy a person who really wants to talk to you. It can also be used to reroute the conversation in a direction more suiting to your interests by making the other person forget the original topic.
by Mo Corncob November 14, 2004
Dude 1: BRO HOLD ONN!!!!
Dude 2: *thinking* fuck what’s he gonna do now...
*Guy literally falls down a hill at high speeds*
Dude 2: *thinking* fuck what’s he gonna do now...
*Guy literally falls down a hill at high speeds*
by Doorknob Bro February 26, 2020
by Hussssssssssssss July 8, 2020
when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".
by deeshit January 27, 2008
When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.
Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.
by pentozali February 14, 2011
If your hold in fails you must result to a ghost fart.
I was in school holding in all day, then finally I unloaded my explosion at home.
I was in school holding in all day, then finally I unloaded my explosion at home.
by Pete Wheeler December 25, 2007