Holding the boom refers to someone who likes to watch the act of intercourse however never get involved. These people are betas and often have surreal forearm strength. They are typically cucks and would almost rather watch instead of chiming in. If you don’t know what a boom rod is then you’re probably the one holding it.
Richard: hey, did you see that guy watching them from the tree outside their window?
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.
by Mooncricket6969 March 17, 2021
A conversation with a person who has done a lot of coke that you can't get away from. People on coke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in coke hold can be sober or not)
After doing her third rail in five minutes, Susan turned to me and just started rambling about life's deeper meanings. I wanted to get away but she wouldn't shut up long enough for me to excuse myself. I was caught in a coke hold.
by pete ritch August 27, 2007
In casual US Army Airborne lingo, hold squat is used as an expression when you have to wait on someone or something else before you can complete a task, or to mean hang tight motherfucker, I got this..
The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.
The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.
Specialist: "SGT someone called asking if you had done blah-blahblah."
Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."
Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"
Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."
Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."
Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"
Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
by IBTAL December 16, 2019
by frggerz October 23, 2020
Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.
You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.
Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010
(Noun)- The act of placing a caller on hold by poorly covering the phone's receiver or simply setting the handset on your desk, usually followed by yelling the name of the caller across the room.
Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.
Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.
Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.
Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.
Tom: "Hey did you get ahold of Tony?"
Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."
Tom: "What an dick move"
Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."
Tom: "What an dick move"
by Blackjackii November 18, 2010

