Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.
I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.
by J *Star November 26, 2017
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For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.
Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010
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A convenient substitute for the phrase "Excuse me there(,Sir/,Ma'am/,miss/,young-man), can you please hold my (insert item) for just a quick sec? Thanks."

This phrase was originally uttered in the film "White Chicks" by one of the Wayans Brothers acting as a superfab, ultrblond white chick with a poodle in purse. At the whooping call of a horny, college-aged male, He/she turned to his/her brother/sister and said, "Hold my poodle" handing over her poodle, while he/she did something and I don't remember what it was, but it made him feel more like a man and less like a seemingly bewhooped women.
Yes, yes. I DO believe the work of Ausiere de Clemente to be fine in it's use of soft undertones when working with pieces such as the Omersilles or the Betaeux. It almost appears to be a medaphor of late industrial-age mentality, as was his forte was it not? Ahaahhhhaaa. Yes, yes. Clemente is a man of character, no doubt. Oh, it seems the waiter is in need of a few hands moving that priceless ice sculpture of Prime Minister Tony Blair, our guest of honor this evening. Yo bitch, hold my poodle!!
by Freddy Frito November 06, 2007
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Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
by CatSuga October 10, 2006
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Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper
I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?
by The silent shart July 02, 2018
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guy says to his bud,"So have you been getting any lately?' bud answeres, "nay I've just been holding my own"
by stkras1 February 03, 2013
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