The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.
USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.
by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017
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Referring to a situation in which a female is about to enter into a fight, and she proceeds to take off her earings, handing them to her friend.
Girl, this bitch is asking for a beat down....hold my gold.
by Jake W. S. October 30, 2007
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A phrase that signals an imminent episode of drunken stupidity ending with injury whenever it is said.
I bet you can't jump down from here and land on your feet.
You're on. Hold my beer.
WAIT NO-

*Jumps*
by sebacostamr December 27, 2018
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When "hold my beer" isn't enough.

Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit
Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.
by Lilbitchboy March 09, 2019
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a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)
guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*
by 'bouttogodown March 23, 2011
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Most overused and dumbest fucking expression. Ever. Also a common meme.
Can everyone stop saying hold my beer? It’s not funny and super annoying
by Cuh Nation May 23, 2019
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