Limp; not erect.

Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.

Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)

A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.

The city in Alabama where everyone is dating and related. I met my second cousin there. Today, we're getting married.

Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.