Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.
person1: I like PC better than mac what do you think?
person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.
person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.
by notaginger03 November 10, 2011
Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.
Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?
Mike: No because I have a dick.
Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)
Mike: No because I have a dick.
Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)
by horaceapplebottom December 7, 2011
When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)
by brolly109 November 13, 2009
A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.
by Jacknthebeamstock November 12, 2011
Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.
Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
by Brady Hoke's Mom February 16, 2012
The city in Alabama where everyone is dating and related. I met my second cousin there. Today, we're getting married.
by YintheOrigami October 10, 2017