The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
by Chucklefuck January 19, 2016
To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.
by Willietipit May 10, 2015
Me: Did you find that cd?
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now
Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!
Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now
Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!
Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)
by KingBIlly1690 May 11, 2009
When in conversation someone says something beyond good taste. Something said that is mentally disturbing to others. Just going too far. You hoked it!
Jim "Stacy is feeling sick after partying last night."
Don "yea, I heard she defecated all over the bed last night and she threw up green slimy shit all over Dave's phone."
Jim "Dan, you just hoked it! I am trying to eat here!"
Don "yea, I heard she defecated all over the bed last night and she threw up green slimy shit all over Dave's phone."
Jim "Dan, you just hoked it! I am trying to eat here!"
by Brutus1979 May 07, 2011
Michigan totally Hoked Notre Dame last night. What a game!
The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.
The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.
by ILP929 September 11, 2011
A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!"
B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."
B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."
by maka ceto July 27, 2009
Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
by Mango the mang April 13, 2005