Urban Dictionary: hofnar

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acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason

He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.

User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.

by Heko July 17, 2004

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An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.

I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.

by Fast Gil October 26, 2009

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acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"

Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!

by mgod May 26, 2006

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common among middle and high school age males. Acronym standing for Hard On for No Apparent Reason.

I can't go to the chalkboard to answer that question, I have a hofnar!

by fellmysminger October 23, 2009

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Hard On For No Apparent Reason

Hey Paul its 10am and I have a HOFNAR, time to go to level 6 to sort it out

by Binster July 20, 2010

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Dutch word for a Jester. A person to entertain the king by telling some lame jokes or doing something stupid.

Same as Hofnarr (German)

Also used to describe a person in Dutch Carnaval who wears some lame outfit (pointy hat, etc.) which resembles a hofnar from earlier time.

De hofnar vertelt alleen maar domme opmerkingen
(- The Jester only makes stupid remarks)

by krvabo December 02, 2007

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