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The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.

You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.

What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
by True fu August 24, 2010
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"Jake did well in his hoetry class today...he came out wit 3 bitches."
by Droopy May 09, 2003
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noun; origin- Laurenitian
1. the practice of displaying ho-like behavior or possessing ho-like qualities
2. a term used broadly to describe the stinky conduct of Lil Lo
Much to my consternation, my request to change my contact photo proved futile, as the hoetry of Lo remained strong.
by LoIsAHo January 22, 2019
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Poetry or rap in the form of demeaning and sexist content, aimed at women.
I'll show you some hoetry, your vagina's like the lottery, you've got to be in it to win it and when you are, smash it like pottery.
by nstaffordking April 07, 2012
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When someone goes on their social media page(s) to rant about someone they can't get over but at the same time talk about hooking up with someone else or other feelings about another person.
"Dude did you see her finsta? It's full of hoetry."
"Yeah man, she wants him back but is talking about how she met a really cute guy"
by JimboMcGee November 10, 2017
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Powerful, provocative and artful prose written in the style of a ho.

Excerpt from Aziah King's (@zolarmoon) untitled epic poem about a misadventure in Florida:

The ride was cool.
We all talking.
Laughing.
Blasting Gucci.
I take a nap and wake up in FL...

the black guy goes "Ima put y'all in a room"
For real, I could listen to this girl talk all night. Pure hoetry.
by bottomlessidiot October 29, 2015
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