Urban Dictionary: hoes before bros

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1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.

"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."

by msizzle88 September 25, 2007

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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Hoes Before Bros

The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates

"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."

by The Pita June 13, 2013

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Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 25, 2011

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hoes before bros

a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend

-by giselle-

nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?

by Giselle :D February 20, 2008

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