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When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.
Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.
by Arsenic EI April 15, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A moment of weakness for a hoe, typically referring to one-night-stands
Dam, last night was rough; I had a bad hoement
by cliugreen September 19, 2018
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I have a boyfriend but I went to a party Shit got crazy and I had a 3 some when I woke up in the morning I realized I had a hoe-ment !!!
by Mina1602 March 23, 2018
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