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Someone who lets any old color pencil into their sharpener.
Sharkeshia: I heard Antwan's bitch fucked his bestfriend, Lebron

Dolkeshia: What a HOE!
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No, not the spelling of the mispronunciation of whore, but a tool used in gardening and farming. The hoe is an ancient and versatile tool whose principal use is to move small amounts of soil. Used in many different countries and cultures commonly for chopping out weeds, creating furrows or trenches to plant seeds, piling up soil around plants like potatoes to increase the yield and to dig or move soil when harvesting root crops.

So the next time you call some random female a โ€œhoeโ€, think about what you really mean you ignorant twat.
A hoe is an agricultural implement
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1. A skank
2. A woman that is too loose in the booty.
3. Woman or man that fuck anything with two legs.
4. A promiscuous person.syn: slut
Don't marry that hoe, she sucked too many dicks and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
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What santa actually means when he says ho ho ho.
A garden implement and a form of pleasure.
Santa is calling his three magic hoes

I like to hoe the ground on my garden
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Some dumbasses' way of spelling 'ho,' as in a trashy or 'slutty' female. In actuality, this spelling is a garden tool and anyone who uses it in the context of a promiscuous female is completely numbskulled.
Hand me that hoe so I can finish planting the seeds in this garden.
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1) A long-handled farm and gardening implement used to loosen earth and dig up weeds, similar to a rake. It has a wooden handle, which is connected to a square blade at a right angle.

2) A four-by-four manufactured by General Motors usually driven 10 mph below the limit by mums with 6 screaming kids in the back seat: every teenager's worst nightmare to be driven in. Also known as the Chevrolet Tahoe.

Not to be confused with ho, which is how an Englishman would pronounce whore: in England you drop your R's.
1) Farmer: Now where's that old hoe?
Farmer's wife: I'm not old!
Farmer: You're not a gardening tool, either.

2) Husband: "What the hell kind of heap is that, and where's the Ferrari?"
Wife: "It's a 'Hoe, and I traded the Ferrari in. Face it, honey, we have three kids and I'm pregnant with triplets, we can't fit them in the boot like we used to."
Husband: "You did WHAT to the Ferrari? For a 'Hoe that'll never get laid? I'll fucking kill ya, you bitch. Better yet, here's a coat hanger, go give yourself an abortion."

3) "Ho, ho, ho" is what Father Christmas says when he sees your mum, sis, and aunt in the same room.
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