susan: "so um, what are ya up to bob."
bob: "nothin, just got da green today, yuh yuh!"
susan: "oh yeah, so you know you owe me for that one time right??"
bob: "that one time? wtf, why you trippin, get that noise outta here."
susan: "that one time remember? fool, i'ma about to slappahoe if i don't get mah moneys in mah pocket. neener neener mutha flubba."
bob: "hey, hold on man, i told you, you're trippin, i don't owe you nothin my nig."
susan: " *slap!* boy i'm not playin, where's your slut money biznatch, i'm gonna take whats due."
bob: "susan, i need that money for my meds, i need it"
susan: "if you don't shut ur face, you boutta need another slap."
bob: "why do ya gotta be hoe baitin like this susan, shit. this is why i drink"
susan: "got dat fo'sho. neener neener *throws down flash grenade and jumps out of window for no reason*

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Not sure if my hoebait is DTF, but he’s hot AF and I wanna sit on his face.

Bitches in jail are often hoebaits by a man named tyrone.