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v: To be a male human of questionable standard, to have no idea of what you are doing but pass the buck all the same. n: former soldier in a national army that has the mental capacity of an eight year old and the physical attributes of a circus clown.
v: "Damn! I totally forgot to let anyone know about that truck being used. Man I hocquarded that one!"
n: "Where did Jeff go? People have been looking for him for twenty minutes! He's trying to hit on Jen, what a hocquard!"
n: "Where did Jeff go? People have been looking for him for twenty minutes! He's trying to hit on Jen, what a hocquard!"
by wishboner September 03, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018