The most physical sport ever. Challenging, fun, kicks other sports' asses. Best when played on ice.
Elsi:Where were u?
Janelle:Hockey practice, u?
Elsi:I was at practice 2!
Janelle:What do u do again?
Elsi:Volleyball
Janelle:psht! loser, ain't no sweat in volleyball!
by P. Janelle. N. February 26, 2005
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Hockey is the most underrated team sport on earth. Every equivalent record, achievement or feat performed by any other type of athelete a hockey player does on fucking skates!
P1. Micheal Jordan holds the most records in Basketball.

P2. That's nice, Gretzky did it on skates, backwards! Hockey rules!
by cold lake sucks April 03, 2007
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Hockey is the most underrated team sport on earth. Every equivalent record, achievement or feat performed by any other type of athelete a hockey player does on fucking skates!
P1. Micheal Jordan holds the most records in Basketball.

P2. That's nice, Gretzky did it on skates, backwards! Hockey rules!
by cold lake sucks April 03, 2007
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The best sport known to man. Is played mainly on a rink (ice) but can be played on cement with the aid of rolller blades (not as fun though)It is a physically demanding sport which requires endurance, strength, speed, and also you to be smart. It is better then any other sport by far (opioion)If you don't keep your head up you will get clobbered. There are fights but hockey is not a goon sport. Overall it is a sport that requires athletics and is very intertaining to watch.GO HOCKEY!
Bill: "oh hey george, how you doing, did you see that gopher game last night"

George: "Im pretty good, you?...oh i sure did, the Gophers kicked the shit out of the Souix"

Bill: "Yeah im good thanks.... I know it was great....did you hear though, next year the gopher hockey team is gunna be not as good"

George: "Why is that?"

Bill: "Because 3/4 of the team are being drafted into the NHL because they are sooooooooooo good"

George: "Oh....yeah they are all good because they are all from MINNESOTA: THE STATE OF HOCKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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football,
with a stick
well this is a shit game

get used to it, its hockey
by WAFFLEKINGS January 07, 2011
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Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg
Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
by Mrs. Zetterberg April 12, 2009
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the greatest fuckin' game on earth.
and on the seventh day, God created hockey
by proudtobethatguy April 28, 2015
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Archaic vulgarism meaning to take a shit
I’ve got to go hockey
by Flumflum November 20, 2017
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