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Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.
As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"
by Silly_Ghillie December 11, 2015
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007