Matt par takes in hobophilia if he says:
(1)Danm that hobo's gettin me hotter than Lesley
(2) I wish i could rip off that hobo's rags, then proceed to eat his dongleberries after which i will feltcher *it*. Then *it* can blow me for meal of *its* life.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”