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To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)
Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked
by lalaland5484668487 August 31, 2015
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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